Forbidden Peak Brewery is proud to introduce our latest creation, the JaegerSquirrel Porter. This unique porter recipe was designed to replicate the moral fiber of the JaegerSquirrel. We took a traditional FPB porter and then added a healthy amount of our favorite licorice flavoring to the secondary fermenter. Each sip of this titillating beer has a hint of the secret flavor and a healthy amount of good beer flavor. Yes, the JaegerSquirrel is real and yes, it is quite a formidable animal. 
Wily. Cunning. Elusive. Lethal. Words such as these have been used in hush tones when talk of the infamous JaegerSquirrel arises. From Mt. Rainier to Mt. McKinley, the JaegerSquirrel dominates the Pacific Northwest and is feared by every man and beast alike. The legends are too many to tell and many who speak publicly of this liver crushing beast have been known to meet devious and destructive ends. JaegerSquirrel Porter is a beer that should not be taken lightly, just like its namesake!The JaegerSquirrel is most active during the Harvest Moon, when he roams his territory night and day. In many small villages, residents will put out a small 1 oz. bottle during the Harvest Moon in hopes that the JaegerSquirrel will take the offering and leave the family alone. Squatch does not have access to the 1 oz bottle up in the mountains, but he too puts an offering out- the JaegerSquirrel Porter. This allows the two elusive creatures to live in harmony.
Enjoy this special recipe beer and stay tuned to find out where to obtain your official JaegerSquirrel Porter gear.
6 comments:
We may regret this posting someday...
I'm guessing this may be stored in the "what was I thinking" memory bank.
Needless to say my doors are locked and the windows covered... only daily offerings of chilled jager have been appeasing the great beast.
Last night we added a "peak's worth" of Jager to the secondary fermenter, and tomorrow night we attempt to bottle the dangerous squirrel!
I for one will never again doubt the power of the JaegerSquirrel. I am left speechless.
great to see at original brew.... But can't you get the same effect by added the Jager to a beer? Lets try adding some unique animal sugars to the brew to really bring an original taste. Just a thought send me a bottle regardless.
Dear Anonymous:
No, you cannot get the same taste level by "just adding jager to a beer". JaegerSquirrel Porter is the result of numerous scientific calculations and hundreds of hours of recipe testing in the breweries secret developmental lab. As usual here at the brewery, we left no stone unturned when it comes to providing our clients with the absolute best tasting beer around. I am sure there will be knock offs and powderpuffs who claim they put jager in a beer and it tastes similar, but early research has proven that it will be as impossible as catching the jaegersquirrel himself to try and replicate the knowledge and legend found in the taste of Forbidden Peaks JaegerSquirrel Porter.
Like all great breweries, we will have arrived when we see the knock off imposters floating around the grocery aisle.
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